If knowing you’re going to wake up on time for work helps you sleep better, then slap two rounds of AAA batteries in this pistol-shaped alarm clock and stash it under your pillow. When it’s time to wake from your slumber, it gently vibrates you back to reality, and a built-in projector lets you pull off amazing quickdraw time checks all night long.
Thirty dollars, no background check required, just a bad attitude. [Latest Buy]