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  • Trump To World: Keep Your Grubby Hands Off Of Our Theoretical Moon Mines

    Trump To World: Keep Your Grubby Hands Off Of Our Theoretical Moon Mines

    For millennia, mankind has had one dream, one desire, one singular unifying purpose: to take its rightful place among the stars by destroying the fucking Moon. On Monday, Donald Trump advanced that goal by signing an executive order telling the world that the U.S. won’t let any other countries interfere with our Moon-ravaging operations.