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  • What Should Mark Zuckerberg’s New Year’s Resolution Be?

    What Should Mark Zuckerberg’s New Year’s Resolution Be?

    Every year, casual wear enthusiast and Harvard dropout Mark Zuckerberg embarks upon a singular self-betterment goal. Past goals have included learning Mandarin and only eating animals he personally murdered. But for 2015? Zuckerberg doesn’t have a goal set yet, and is crowdsourcing for suggestions.