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  • Carolina Panthers: Remain Calm and Trust the Robot

    Carolina Panthers: Remain Calm and Trust the Robot

    The Carolina Panthers have announced that they’re using UV light devices — fuck it — VIRUS KILLING MACHINES to disinfect their stadium and facilities. Two virus-annihilating weapons of mass destruction, aka, LightStrike™ Germ-Zapping Robots by XENEX, will plow through the Bank of America Stadium detonating everything* in their way (*certain pathogens including SARS-CoV-2, which causes…