1.0Gizmodo Australiahttps://gizmodo.com.auAndrew Liszewskihttps://gizmodo.com.au/author/andrewliszewski-usa/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="0phnnqgARK"><a href="https://gizmodo.com.au/2014/12/hot-toys-perfect-commando-figure-is-everything-great-about-the-80s/">Hot Toys’ Perfect Commando Figure Is Everything Great About The ’80s</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://gizmodo.com.au/2014/12/hot-toys-perfect-commando-figure-is-everything-great-about-the-80s/embed/#?secret=0phnnqgARK" width="600" height="338" title="“Hot Toys’ Perfect Commando Figure Is Everything Great About The ’80s” — Gizmodo Australia" data-secret="0phnnqgARK" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(d,l){"use strict";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),c=new RegExp("^https?:$","i"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display="none";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):"link"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute("src")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener("message",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute("data-secret"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+="#?secret="+t,e.setAttribute("data-secret",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:t},"*")},!1)))}(window,document); </script> https://gizmodo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/06/lwnwleawjahfg3mkberu.jpg?quality=75800450At this point we might as well hand over our bank accounts to Hot Toys and get second and third jobs to help pay for everything the company is creating. Its new John Matrix — aka Arnold Schwarzenegger — figure from 1985’s Commando perfectly sums up every action movie from that era. Endless machine guns, […]