1.0Gizmodo Australiahttps://gizmodo.com.auAlyse Stanleyhttps://gizmodo.com.au/author/alysestanley-usa/God, This Standing Keyboard Is So Cursedrich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="IKpg8VprVM"><a href="https://gizmodo.com.au/2020/11/god-this-standing-keyboard-is-so-cursed/">God, This Standing Keyboard Is So Cursed</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://gizmodo.com.au/2020/11/god-this-standing-keyboard-is-so-cursed/embed/#?secret=IKpg8VprVM" width="600" height="338" title="“God, This Standing Keyboard Is So Cursed” — Gizmodo Australia" data-secret="IKpg8VprVM" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script>
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https://gizmodo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/09/hkalx27aw38draszid7s.gif?quality=751060586Now that this interminable election cycle has finally come to an end, we can get back to business as usual. Like gaping at this wholly unsettling standing keyboard that nobody asked for.