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You Cookie Dough Freaks Just Never Learn
Stop it. Seriously, just don’t do it. Step away from the mixing bowl with your hands up. Put the wooden spoon on the counter — no, do NOT lick it. If you’re considering snacking on unbaked cookie dough, the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention is once again — for the millionth time — asking…
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Fuck Me, I Can’t Stop Playing Cookie Clicker
It was September, 2021 when it started. Kotaku editor-in-chief Patricia Hernandez asked me to handle a post, a story about a clicker game on Steam getting patched to allow cheating. What a fun, novel notion, certainly worthy of a story. No problems there. That was how my problems with Cookie Clicker began. I’ve now baked…
