Breakfast Wrap: Best of Wednesday Night


The CMS had a minor heart attack this morning, possibly thanks to eating too many burritos. Possibly not It’s back on track now though, so enjoy your lunch wrap!

Eleven Design makes foosball beautiful
But does it prevent me from scoring own-goals? That’s what I want to know.

New no-touch surface gives you Jedi powers
Darth Vader may be around to your place soon to kick your ass with a crutch.

More Xbox 360 Wiimote Details: Codename Newton
Maximum points to Microsoft for copying Nintendo innovation.

Fart’n Phone makes receiving phone calls much more hilarious
Is there anything you can’t put fart noises into?

Face-to-face tandem bike makes firsat dates last dates
Why do we even cover such idiocy? Because it’s funny.