Apparently, someone has told his 81-year old father that you use Twitter to search things on Google. The result? A stream of old man searches ranging from “cold toes” to “diane sawyer swimsuit pictures.” Mean? Yes. Hilarious? Yesserer.
Sure, this could all just be an elaborate gag and/or desperate stab at the type of book deal that’ll fill you with unholy jealous rage every time you pass Sh!t My Dad Googles at Urban Outfitters. But until it’s exposed—or until Norman N. finally figures out that he’s not getting any search results back—it’s well worth a follow. [Twitter via Buzzfeed]