Mmmm, chocolate. So delicious. So healthy. Why settle for chowing down on a boring old bar when you could instead… nibble… on this anatomically correct… human… skull? Alas, poor cocoa; this might be the creepiest treat ever created.
Yes, you can actually buy one of these 3.3-pound bony beasts (thanks, Etsy!). Each hand-cast head is life-sized and apparently completely unique — cracked brow here, natural “fresh from the ground” bloom for an extra-authentic look there — and composed of your choice of premium Belgian good stuff (dark, chilli, milk, or caramel).
If this is something you think you could stomach — how the hell would you eat it? Sticking it straight in your mouth seems too morbid; cracking it open equally freaky. If you just like the look, the seller suggests presenting it in a glass display case where it “will practically keep forever.” Forever, or until the sweet-toothed zombie apocalypse. Get yours here for $126. [Etsy, Dangerous Minds]