“When the price on an assassin’s head goes up each time he kills, it’s Nerf or nothing.”
This is the perfect collaboration of two of our favourite things.
And as I Crash Your Game on YouTube pointed out:
14 kills in this video, 43 shots fired by John.
That means every shot was 0.3255813953 of a kill.
78 people are killed in the original movie.
Sticking with this ratio, Wick would have fired 239.5714286074 nerf bullets.
The real question is: who would have picked them up afterwards?
I think it would be the cleanup crew John hired. They would have to get paid though. How much?
A pack of 30 N-strike bullets cost $10 AUD ($7.69 USD)
It would take 7.9857142869 packs of 30 to use 239.5714286074 bullets.
That means it would cost $79.857142869 AUD ($61.42 USD)
A typical video game costs $80 AUD ($61.53 USD)
Therefore, to clean up the (nerf) bullets in John Wick, you could pay the clean up crew by giving them 3 copies of John Wick: The Game.
Who said math isn’t fun?
Indeed.
[referenced url=”https://gizmodo.com.au/2017/02/john-wick-2-has-another-new-australian-release-date/” thumb=”https://gizmodo.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gizmodo_movie_night_john_wick_3-410×231.jpg” title=”You’ll Have To Wait Even Longer For John Wick 2″ excerpt=”Seriously, guys?”]
[referenced url=”https://gizmodo.com.au/2017/03/borderlands-writer-breaks-down-the-genius-of-john-wick/” thumb=”https://img.youtube.com/vi/i3P1ejh9pGs/0.jpg” title=”’Borderlands’ Writer Breaks Down The Genius Of John Wick” excerpt=”We love John Wick. You love John Wick (unless you’re wrong). But pinpointing exactly what has made the film a cult classic is a little more difficult than yelling “it’s an incredible revenge film with amazing action sequences and a cute dog” over and over again.
But Gearbox’s Borderlands writer Mikey Neumann has nailed in in his breakdown.”]