Oh man, I need about a dozen of these Portotrash clamps for my house. Try, I guess the clue is in the name – “porto” – but if I’m lazy enough to need an easier way to clean up crap on tables, then I’m lazy enough to want at least a hundred of them. They cost $US20 each, and come with two plastic clamps for surfaces up to 2.5 inches thick. [Quirky via Werd]