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Ted Cruz Watched The US Supreme Court Get An Internet Porn Lesson
“I was standing behind the chief justice of the United States and sitting right next to him was the court’s first female justice, Sandra Day O’Connor. We were in front of a large computer screen gazing at explicit, hard-core pornography.”
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You Can Freeze Your Fat And Poo It Out
“Watch the pounds melt away!” “Lose 20 pounds in 20 days!” “Fit into those high-school jeans!” The weight loss industry shills all sorts of questionable quick fixes: Herbal pills promising to block carbs, body wraps, ab stimulators, “Shape-Up” Sketchers, patches, teas, “exciting medical breakthroughs”, overpriced buttery coffees, and As-Seen-On-TV stickers. Taking a shortcut to get…
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The Guy Who Invented Mobile Phones Thinks Apps Suck
The inventor of the first mobile phone thinks that someday we’ll all have tiny computers implanted behind our ears instead of phones. He also thinks apps are terrible.
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Abortion Drone Is The Best Drone
This Saturday, a small drone carrying the abortion-inducing pills mifepristone and misoprostol will fly from Germany to a border town in Poland. And yes, “Abortion Drone” sounds like the name of an anarchist punk band, but this is the most badass drone aid mission yet.