• Being a Hypochondriac Might Help Send You to an Early Grave, Study Suggests

    Being a Hypochondriac Might Help Send You to an Early Grave, Study Suggests

    Being overly worried about getting sick may, actually, help send you to an early grave, new research out this month suggests. The study found that people diagnosed with hypochondriasis were noticeably more likely to die during the study period than those without it. An increased risk was seen across both natural and unnatural causes of…


  • Anal Bead Cheating Scandal Returns, This Time with Chinese Chess

    Anal Bead Cheating Scandal Returns, This Time with Chinese Chess

    Just when I thought I was out, the anal beads pull me back in. Months after the drama between world chess champion Magnus Carlson and young prodigy Hans Niemann ended with an arbitration agreement, the internet isn’t willing to let go of the idea that board game experts can cheat with the aid of vibrating…