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Dear Creepers: You Can Buy A Smartphone Preloaded With Spyware Now
Are you a jealous lover, helicopter parent or otherwise neurotic human being with crippling trust issues? Then we have the answer to all your problems right here. No, it’s not therapy (although, you know, good idea); it’s a top-of-the-line smartphone that comes pre-loaded with all the spyware an overbearing human could ever hope for.
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Sad Website Will Create Sad Virtual Girlfriend For Your Sad Life
Don’t have a girlfriend, and don’t want to put forth any iota of effort to get one? You’re in luck! Creepy web service Cloud Girlfriend will create a virtual GF who will interact with you over social networks. Ah, love.