goats
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Tesla Owners Can Now Customise Their Car Horns With Sounds Like Fart or Goat
I now know when it is likely that I will have a heart attack. It will be when I’m walking, unsuspectingly, on the footpath and a Tesla happens to honk using the most terrifying sound I’ve heard in weeks: a bleating goat. Now, I’ve looked up videos of other goats bleating, and they do not…
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Goats Retake Streets And Perform Vital Hedge Trimming While Humans Hide Indoors
The streets of the UK are beginning to look a bit like those of Pripyat right now, as people stay at home, the verges stay untrimmed, and wildlife is tentatively returning to areas it once roamed before we tarmacked the place over and put the natural springs down pipes in the 1950s.
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Goats Do Not Like Your Grumpy Face
It turns out goats really do know that you’re trouble when you walk in. These domestic animals can distinguish human facial expressions, and prefer a pleasant smile to a disgruntled frown, according to new research.
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Goats Are More Like Dogs Than We Thought
Researchers at Queen Mary University in London peered into the beady square pupil eyes of a goat and asked the single worst question one can ask about a goat: “Could this thing be more like a dog?”