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The Most Important Scenes From The Cats Movie (As I Remember Them)
Did you see the Cats movie? Ah ha ha, of course you didn’t. Luckily, you don’t need to put yourself through such trauma, because I’ve done it for you—and I have chronicled the events of the film here, to the best of my ability, so you can experience the nightmare of Cats from a safe…
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George R.R. Martin’s First Epic Fantasy Involved A Lot More Dead Turtles Than You’d Ever Want To Know
George R.R. Martin doesn’t just ruthlessly murder your favourite A Song of Ice and Fire characters with reckless abandon. He also…accidentally killed a lot of pet turtles as a kid?
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I Have No Idea What’s Going On In Lego’s Bonkers New Ad, But I Kinda Love It
I’m not sure Lego fully intended that its new advertising campaign elicit a reaction that is pretty much just “uh, what?” but if it was? Mission accomplished.
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And Now, A Deeply Horrifying Revelation About Doctor Who’s Giant Maggots
What’s creepier about a giant maggot, other than the facts that it is a) already a maggot, and b) already giant? Well, reader, we have an answer from a rather bizarre source.