matthew perry

  • Boats, Ranked

    Boats, Ranked

    Boats: They are vessels of ancient Solomon Islanders who charted a now-fantastical journey 3,219 km into the unknown. They contain drunk people while idling with the engine running on the East River as the toilet floods the lower deck, penetrating nauseated passengers’ nostrils with sewage, an event which I can testify has happened at least…