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  • Please, Stop Shitting In The Pool

    Please, Stop Shitting In The Pool

    Oh America, is there anything you love to do more than dip your diarrhoea-filled bums into recreational sources of water? Apparently not! Because the U.S. Centres for Disease Control and Prevention is once again warning sick people to please keep their literal asses away from swimming pools, lest they spread a hardy parasite called Crypto.