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Spider-Man 2 Helps Miles Morales Become His Ultimate Self
The shadow of Peter Parker hovers over every Spider-hero, and none more than Miles Morales. Since his debut in 2011, he’s gradually gone from being one of many Spider-heroes to one of the most important Spiders in the entire Marvel line, positioned as the Nightwing to Peter Parker’s Batman. With Marvel’s Spider-Man 2, the tension…
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Everything to Remember Before Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
One week. That’s all that’s left before audiences can jump back into the Spider-Verse and go across it. It’s been five years but on June 2, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse finally opens, and audiences will get to see the return of Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, and dozens of other Spider-people in the highly…
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I’m Reviving The Totalled Kia That Sank Into My Backyard To Run It In The Gambler 500
I was going to write my annual “New Year’s Wrencholutions” post wherein I lie about how I’m going to sell some of the cars in my oversized fleet, and fix the ones that are actually in decent shape. But this time, I’ll just hit you with the truth: I’m going to repair the most worthless,…
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The Greatest Tragedy Of The Olympics Is That Athletes Can’t Play Pokemon Go
Dear Rio, you could’ve done better. Out of all the improvements you could’ve made to prepare your city for the Summer Olympics, or the care you could’ve put into ensuring that the Athletes’ Village met safety requirements, the worst thing you did was deny competitors their Pokémon Go.