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Governor Chris Christie To Idiots: Get The Hell Off The Beach

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Mat Honan

People of New Jersey loitering on the beaches! Your Governor Chris Christie has some very good advice for you. Stop working on your tan and get the hell off the beach! That goes for you too, Snookie!

This is why we love you Chris. Sometimes. [YouTube]

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