Lazy Zipper Tie Doesn’t Even Try To Hide That It’s A Fraud

Lazy Zipper Tie Doesn’t Even Try To Hide That It’s A Fraud

The zipper tie has long been the salvation of those who only wear a suit a few times a year and never learned a proper knot. And for the most part, they’re designed to completely hide their dark secret — except this one.

Laughing in the face of the formalities traditionally associated with business attire, the $US65 Zip Tie is not ashamed of the fact it provides a shortcut to stylishly adorning your neck with a piece of hanging fabric.

The zipper itself runs right up the middle of the tie in plain sight, and besides simplifying the process of getting dressed up, it also brags to the world that you brilliantly beat the system. [Uncommon Goods via The Red Ferret Journal]

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