If you love the look of plants on your desk, but have a nasty habit of killing them through neglect, consider this faux greenery as an alternative. What look like tall blades of grass are actually unfortunately named Pooleaf pens with long wisps of silicone coming off the end.

They’re just $5 each, which isn’t too shabby, until you realise you’ll actually have to spend well over $100 to fill a pot to recreate the beautiful lawn effect. On the plus side, it will be incredibly obvious if someone steals one of your pens.

[Connect design via Holycool]