An Insanely Long List Of Ways To Deal With The iPhone Headphone Jack Apocalypse

An Insanely Long List Of Ways To Deal With The iPhone Headphone Jack Apocalypse

When Apple stopped including disk drives on its desktop computers, the world barely batted an eye. When DVD-ROMs were removed from the MacBook, few cared. But the loss of the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 is a clear indicator that the apocalypse is upon us. But don’t freak out just yet, we’re going to help you deal.

Because using a standalone MP3 player or simply not upgrading to the iPhone 7 are laughable alternatives, here are some more down-to-earth ways to keep privately enjoying your music so no one can judge you for how terrible your taste in music might be.

Lightning Headphone Adapters

Apple Lightning Headphone Adapter

The cheapest way to cope with Apple’s decision to remove the headphone jack from the iPhone 7 and 7 Plus is to simply use the 3.5mm to Lightning adaptor that’s bundled with both phones. It’s free, which is nice a gesture, but the downside is you’ll probably lose it within the first week, and have to buy a replacement. Thankfully they’re just $12.


Scosche Strikeline Adaptor

Are you so enraged with Apple’s decision to nix the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 that you refuse to spend any additional money with the company after upgrading? That’s OK, Scosche will happily take your money. Its new Strikeline adaptor lets you keep using your favourite analogue headphones, with just a little bit of added dongle bulk hanging off the bottom of your fancy new hardware.


Scosche Strikeline Cable

There’s no shortage of Lightning port adapters for tethering your cabled headphones to your new iPhone 7, but what about connecting it to the ancient stereo system in your car that only has an aux-in port? Scosche’s Strikeline cable has you covered there. It works with headphones, or serves as a three-feet long physical connection between your phone and a stereo system, complete with inline playback controls and a microphone.


Wireless Headphone Adapters

Griffin iTrip Clip Bluetooth Audio Adaptor

If you like the idea of cutting the cable tie to your iPhone 7 from your existing headphones, say hello to the latest accessory you do not want to forget at home. The Griffin iTrip Clip is as simple as Bluetooth headphone adapters get, giving you roughly six hours of playback on a single charge. Yep, yet another thing to charge at night.


Wicked Audio Reach Bluetooth Audio Receiver

For exactly the same price as Griffin’s iTrip Clip, the Wicked Audio Reach only musters about five hours of battery life on a quick hour-and-a-half charge, and includes the same playback and volume controls you can keep in easy reach while your phone is buried in your pocket. So why opt for Wicked Audio’s solution? That’s easy: If you’re a fan of white iPhones, there’s a matching white version of this adaptor.


Anker 2-in-1 Bluetooth Stereo Audio Music Receiver Adaptor and Transmitter

Why cough up $US30 for a wireless Bluetooth audio adaptor when most can be had for just $US20? The beauty of Anker’s 2-in-1 device is that it can either add wireless functionality to a pair of wired headphones, receiving a Bluetooth signal from your iPhone 7, or it can broadcast a Bluetooth signal from an audio source that doesn’t already have that capability, like from the headphone jack on your television.


Etekcity Wireless Bluetooth NFC Receiver Audio Adaptor

You probably haven’t heard of the Etekcity brand, but its tiny wireless adaptor might be the one to beat. It’s just $US20, claims to offer 10 hours of playback time per charge, works as both a Bluetooth receiver and transmitter, and even has NFC making it easy to pair to supported devices with a just a single tap. What’s the downside? Trusting a brand you’re unfamiliar with requires just a tiny leap of technological faith.


Lightning Earbuds

Apple Lightning EarPods

If you’ve already decided that you’re upgrading to the iPhone 7 or iPhone 7 Plus, you’re already going to find Apple’s new Lightning connector EarPods bundled with your new phone. Some people love them, some people hate them, but you don’t really have a choice anymore. And if you’re on an older iPhone with a Lightning port and want to upgrade, $US29 buys you a one-way ticket the future.


JBL Reflect Aware

JBL has managed to pack a lot of functionality into a pair of compact earbuds designed to stay in your ears even during an intense workout. The best feature of JBL Reflect Aware’s earbuds isn’t their noise cancelling powers — it’s the Lightning connector which means you don’t need to use an adaptor, don’t need to pair anything, and most importantly, don’t need to charge yet another device every night.


Wireless Earbuds

Apple AirPods

At just $US159 with an impressive five hours of battery life that can be boosted to almost 24 full hours through its battery case, Apple’s new AirPods might actually be the best way to go wireless — and the most affordable. You unfortunately won’t be able to get them until October, and they use Apple’s new W1 wireless chip which means they will only work with the iPhone 7 or 7 Plus. That’s a bummer, but if you plan to upgrade and want the easiest way to transition to a life without a headphone jack, this might be it.


BeoPlay H5

You’ll have to settle for just five hours of streaming music or talking on the phone with Bang & Olufsen’s BeoPlay H5 earbuds, but as far as wireless headphones go, these are as minimal and sleek as you’re going to find. By compromising on the size of the battery, B&O has succeeded in making a pair of earbuds that don’t look like you’ll have to recharge them every night. The H5s are also splashproof, allow you to tune and customise their sound through a free accompanying app, and automatically turn off when you connect the magnetic earbuds together to help maximise battery life.


Jaybird Freedom Wireless

Designed for use during activities like running, biking, or anything that causes you to work up a sweat, Jaybird’s Freedom Wireless don’t mind a little moisture, and they include wings that help them stay in your ears while you’re bouncing around. They also boast an impressive eight full hours of playback time, made possible by the inclusion of a tiny portable charger that lets you juice them back up after four hours.


Lightning Headphones

Philips Fidelio M2L

One of the few tech companies that seems to have a working crystal ball for predicting the future, Philips has actually been selling headphones with an Apple Lightning cable for a few years now. The digital-to-audio conversion required to turn your MP3s into audible music all happens within the M2L headphones themselves, meaning there’s less chance of the signal being degraded as it travels down the headphone cable.


Audeze Sine On-Ear

Audeze is one of just a few companies that make over-the-ear headphones with what’s known as a planar magnetic driver. The technology uses a thin electrically-charged film spread across the headphone’s moving diaphragm. It’s a more efficient way of producing sound that doesn’t require a separate hardware amp, but also helps reduce distortion which is why many audiophiles-on-a-budget like to go this route.


Audeze EL-8 Titanium

The EL-8 headphones use the same planar magnetic technology as the Audeze Sine headphones do, but on a larger scale so the sound has more intense bass, with a further reduction of noise and distortion. The EL-8’s acoustic profile can also be customised and tweaked using the free Audeze DSP app. So if you’re especially picky about what you subject your ears to, these should go a long way to making you satisfied. The privilege will cost you just 800 bones.


Wireless Headphones

Bose QuietComfort 35

Bose’s QuietComfort noise-cancelling headphones are as common a site in airports as coffee shops, but it wasn’t until just a few months ago that one of the most popular headphones among travellers finally went wireless. The Bose QuietComfort 35s don’t come cheap, and they don’t look particularly high-end. But it’s all about function here. The company has been making noise-cancelling headphones for forever, and has some of the best tech available.


Sony MDR-1000X

Bose’s headphones might be synonymous with noise-cancelling, but to some of us they just look awful. Thankfully, countless other companies also have very good noise-cancelling technology, plus a talented team of product designers on staff. Sony’s new MDX-1000X wireless headphones look fantastic, and actually offer multiple noise-cancelling modes, including one that lets voices and ambient sounds through so you’re still aware of your surroundings while tuning out all the other background din.


Parrot Zik 3

Our own choice for best wireless headphones, Parrot’s Zik 3 look like a swanky leather-clad accessory you’d find bundled with a luxurious Rolls Royce. But they’re also packed with impressive functionality, including near invisible touch-sensitive controls on the ear cups, noise cancellation, and completely customisable sound. It’s also a standout when it comes to talking on the phone, thanks to a bone-conducting mic that helps ensure you come across crystal clear to the person you’re talking to.


Sennheiser 2.0 Momentum Wireless

If you’re willing to spend almost $1500 on a new iPhone when your iPhone 6 still works fine, then clearly money is no object to you. So when it comes to upgrading to wireless headphones, the Sennheiser 2.0 Momentum Wireless should be at the top of your list. The build quality is impeccable, the sound is even better.


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