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Guessing The Plots Of Movies I’ve Never Seen
I managed to dodge many classic films when growing up, whether they were before my time, too mature for my age, or just didn’t catch my attention. I still built a respectable cinematic vocabulary, and was aware of the influence many of them had on film and pop culture. However, having been immersed in pop…
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ZOZO’s Body-Scanning Suit Finally Gave Me Jeans That Fit
Slipping on the jeans, I was immediately ready to go door-knocking. “Have you heard the good news about ZOZO?” If you haven’t, let me enlighten you.
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Clive Palmer Sends Unsolicited Texts Promising To Ban Unsolicited Texts
In a aggravating update to Clive Palmer’s recent textcapades, the United Australia Party leader has acknowledged how annoying his mass texts are by pledging to ban them if elected – in a new mass text.
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Why The Murray-Darling Basin’s Fish Are Dying
We’re only two weeks into the new year, and already an estimated one million fish from NSW’s Murray-Darling basin have perished in mass die-offs. These die-offs have severely depleted the river network’s stock of fish, and unfortunately don’t appear to be stopping any time soon. However, in as bright a spot as you’re likely to…