Ashley Feinberg

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  • George Clooney Was The Only One Who Saw The Sony Hack Coming

    George Clooney Was The Only One Who Saw The Sony Hack Coming

    The debilitating, often humiliating Sony hack has pretty much screwed over most anyone who’s ever had anything to do with the company ever. But when the time comes to lay blame, lay it not on George Clooney. For, as with everything else in life, George Clooney had the upper hand. His prophecy by email lies…


  • NASA’s Most Ambitious Spacecraft Ever Is About As Smart As Your Phone

    NASA’s Most Ambitious Spacecraft Ever Is About As Smart As Your Phone

    NASA’s Orion spacecraft is being heralded as the saving grace of restless, star-gazing pioneers everywhere. And for good reason! It’s the first real attempt in decades at pushing human space travel to its furthest possible limits. And what feat of engineering is powering this manifestation of mankind’s greatest ambitions? An obsolete processor circa 2002.


  • The Simplest Way To Stop Crowdfunding Scams

    The Simplest Way To Stop Crowdfunding Scams

    I wish I could say that crowdfunding was hitting a rough patch. What with all the scams and impossible projects gracing the various platforms’ hallowed halls, that’s what should be happening. And yet! Creators continue to promise beyond their means, and we keep burying them with cash. Thankfully, though, Indiegogo may have finally figured out…