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  • We May Know a Whole Lot More About UFOs Soon

    We May Know a Whole Lot More About UFOs Soon

    It’s very possible we’ll know more about UFOs soon. Due to a stipulation inside the 2024 National Defense Authorization Act, the federal government is now required to share any and all internal reports on the subject of unidentified flying objects with the National Archives, which will then (eventually) share those reports with the public. The…


  • Following OnlyFans-Related Mishap, the Portal Is Back

    Following OnlyFans-Related Mishap, the Portal Is Back

    The Portal is back. The large webcam-like contraption that looks like the stargate from Stargate, and livestreams constantly between the cities of New York and Dublin has been captivating the hearts and minds of people across the transatlantic. Well, maybe “captivating” is a bit strong. “Mildly amusing” or “pleasantly diverting” might be more apt descriptors.…


  • Coroner’s Report Reveals Boeing Whistleblower’s Cause of Death

    Coroner’s Report Reveals Boeing Whistleblower’s Cause of Death

    Details surrounding the death of John Barnett, a corporate whistleblower who was in the midst of suing aviation giant Boeing when he was found dead in a parking lot earlier this year, have finally been revealed. Barnett was a former quality control engineer at Boeing who accused the company of serious safety infractions. His body…