2014 olympics

  • Why Olympic Mascots Are Always So Goddamn Creepy

    Why Olympic Mascots Are Always So Goddamn Creepy

    Every two years, the world takes part in a figurative dance that’s been decades in the making. First, it’s the iconic passing of the torch. Then, an epic, national-pride-filled opening ceremony. And, finally, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The holiest and most timeless of Olympic traditions: It’s time to mock the mascots.