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  • How Did You Smash Your Phone?

    How Did You Smash Your Phone?

    Phones: They die. Usually at the hands of their owners. I recently wrote about how I drunkenly/stupidly destroyed my last five iPhones. I felt great shame. Several understanding readers called me irresponsible and swore to never read my posts again. Some of my friends told me it was the saddest thing they had ever read.


  • Do You Have Skype Sex? 

    Do You Have Skype Sex? 

    If you’ve been in a long-distance relationship, you probably know how much it sucks to live your life with the knowledge that you’ve finally managed to lock someone down for sex stuff but you’re just too far away to actually make genital contact. So what do you do? Skype? Snapchat? Confess!


  • What’s The Most Obnoxious Way To Sign Emails?

    What’s The Most Obnoxious Way To Sign Emails?

    The etiquette around work email is still evolving. If the Sony hacks taught us anything, it’s that even high-profile executives and celebrities are — let’s call it extremely informal in their email writing styles. What’s the worst email signoff you’ve ever seen?