etiquette
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How To Not Get Stuck Sitting Next To A Jerk At Dinner
Ugh, it never fails. No matter the size of the group, you always seem to get stuck sitting next to someone you’d rather not be — an overtly intoxicated uncle at your brother’s wedding, a co-worker that believes closed-mouth chewing is more suggestion than rule, or the girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation…
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Counterpoint: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People Using IMessage
Nobody enjoys being ignored. It is the worst, most loathsome feeling in the world. And being ignored via text message is the double worst, because your whole body is practically salivating for that familiar chime or buzz alert, and it just. never. comes. It’s like the worst, most emotionally fraught, prolonged sneeze. Have I made…
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Ignore All Your Friends And Get Away With It
Smartphone are incredible social tools. They give us the power to ignore other people like never before. In fact, not having to ever speak to humans might just be the best part. Here’s how to block everyone, every time, without ever facing any consequences.
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There’s One Very Important Time You Should Always Lie Online
Using the internet is only worthwhile if you can show off the perverse and wonderful things you’ve found on it. So, now that we’re always online and always in touch, we’re constantly sharing links. But what if you’ve seen it already? Lie.