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  • Newspaper Claims Large Hadron Collider Being Used As ‘Stargate’

    Newspaper Claims Large Hadron Collider Being Used As ‘Stargate’

    Bad news, citizens of Earth: those evil physicists at CERN are once again hellbent on vaporising the Earth and ending the universe as we know it as the Large Hadron Collider ramps up to unprecedented energies. That’s according to Lonnie Robinson, intrepid correspondent/prophet of doom for The Daily Reporter in Coldwater, Michigan, who sees the…