lunar landing
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Let’s Ruin the Moon
The Moon taunts us. It is very far away, which has historically protected it from the human species’ innate desire to desecrate it. Fortunately, NASA announced on Thursday it has now selected the four companies it will contract with to jump-start capitalism on the Moon, thereby eliminating its unfair and unearned advantage over hollering primates.
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NASA Is Soliciting Bids to Bring Capitalism to the Moon
Mankind’s quest to really fuck up the Moon is taking another step. NASA has filed a “request for quotations” for any company willing to scrape the lunar surface for the first off-world sale of space resources, in a sort of baby step towards Moon Capitalism.
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Hey, Check It Out: Butter Astronauts
This year’s Ohio State Fair in the U.S. has, par for the course, giant butter sculptures, but this year it has butter astronauts carved to celebrate the recent 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 mission.
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NASA Abruptly Reassigns Top Human Exploration Program Officials As Trump Moon Mandate Looms
NASA’s longtime associate administrator for its human exploration program, William Gerstenmaier, has been re-assigned to be a special adviser to NASA Deputy Administrator Jim Morhard in what seems like a fairly clear demotion, the Washington Post reported on Thursday.