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Diver Getting His Teeth Cleaned By Fish Is Viscerally Upsetting
Video: Hey buddo, I get it. Going to the dentist is no fun and fish need to eat. It’s logical — symbiotic even. And fish aren’t going to chastise you about cavities, or drinking too much coffee, or not flossing. And they won’t try to talk to you about classic cars while inside your mouth…
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The World’s Creepiest ‘Smart’ Watch Will ‘Help’ You ‘Pick-Up’ Girls
I am air-quoting so hard right now I could air-quote in the Olympics for Australia and walk away with all the goddamn medals. Why? Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is hardcore garbage that needs to be in the biggest, smelliest bin you can find. Meet the “Pick Up Girls SmartWatch”: a product that, if you…