• Audi Offers Nose Jobs

    Audi Offers Nose Jobs

    As much as I want this joke to literally be about Audi offering people nose jobs to buy its cars, it’s actually about something equally as absurd—the elite team of sniffers Audi employs to make sure its cars don’t smell bad.

  • The World’s Cheapest Nose Job

    Sure, you could pay thousands of dollars for an expert rhinoplasty job that’ll leave bruises under your eyes and tape over your schnozz. Or! You could embrace the power of the Beauty Lift High Nose, the silliest face vibrator in town.