torches
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Torch Revolver Guns Down Things That Go Bump In The Night
Presumably invented to deal with monsters like the Bogeyman before modern science proved they didn’t exist, this functional torch includes a .22 calibre seven-shot revolver on the business end. Perfect for peering under a dark bed and dealing with whatever’s hiding under there.
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Torch Bazooka Blasts Your Target With Blinding Light
Realising that lots of people pretend they’re holding a deadly weapon when wielding a torch, the makers of the Dogstar designed it to look like a handheld cannon straight out of a sci-fi epic. The beam is even turned on using a trigger instead of a button, so you can pretend those harmless photons it…
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This 9-in-1 Emergency Multitool Is Completely Out Of Hand
Multitools pack everything you need into a small, convenient device. Sometimes they can go a little overboard — but this thing takes it to a whole new level.
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These Cute Bendy Flashlights Look Like They Belong In Wall-E
You may have seen bendy lights before, but none with personality like these. It’s almost as if they’re an extra set of friendly, robot eyes helping you work. They look just like a cross between Wall-E and Eve, right?