Serving booze straight from the bottle is so civilised. What any self-reproaching alcohol enthusiast should be using to serve their favourite liquor is the Little Whizzer, an electric novelty drink dispenser.
With an RRP of $30, the Little Whizzer has a glass bottle at the base of a statue of a boy holding his hose. Press the button, and the dispenser will pour out your liqueur of choice, although for the best effects you’ll want something yellow in colour.