Why You Shouldn’t Buy Anyone A Coffee Plunger
Unless you want to kill them with badly-brewed coffee, apparently.
In The 80s, Apple Fanboys Were Douchebags Too
To be fair, looking back, everyone dressed pretty poorly.
US Air Force Blames Pilot In Suspicious Jet Crash
If you can’t breathd because your plane is making enough oxygen, that’s your fault.
NASA: No World-Consuming Supernova In 2012
Doomsayers are now on the lookout for new, distant celestial event to preface the apocalypse.