Eve Peyser
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36 Melbourne Beaches Unsafe For Swimming Due To Human Shit
Australia’s Environmental Protection Authority issued a warning to steer clear of all 36 beaches in Melbourne, Australia’s second biggest city, due to a “poor” water quality rating, which turns out, is code for poo. This is not the first time this has happened.
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Tesla Motors Is Now Tesla Inc
Joining the great ranks of icons like Rihanna and Aristotle, Tesla is growing up and dropping its last name. On Wednesday, the company officially changed its name from “Tesla Motors” to “Tesla Inc” as its leader, Elon Musk, focuses on shifting the company from just electric cars to a multitude of clean energy solutions.
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We All Need This Cute Animal ‘Tweet-Off’ Right Now
Screengrab via Twitter Not sure if you’ve been paying attention, but the world isn’t looking so great right now. People are scared. There’s no easy way to make yourself feel better in these trying times, but here’s something good — zoos around the globe are having a #CuteAnimalTweetOff.
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Wild Ape Learns To Use Saw And Quickly Becomes Competitive Dick
Video: In the latest episode of BBC’s Spy in the Wild, a robot ape equipped with a spycam happens upon a wild orangutan that recently found a saw. She uses it with a stunning level of mastery, given the fact that she’s an orangutan. But wait, there’s more.