assassin’s creed film

  • Assassin’s Creed Movie: The (Mostly) Spoiler-Free Review

    Most of the worst moments in the original Assassin’s Creed game happened just after you finished a big, juicy, satisfying quest. “Congratulations!” the game would say, “welcome back to the bland, white, walking-speed-only world of The Modern Day.” Assassin’s Creed, the film, is a full 116 minutes of that.