pablo escobar
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Nintendo Thanks Feds for Sending Hacker to Prison for 3 Years
Recently indicted Nintendo hacker Gary Bowser has been handed a 40-month prison sentence by the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Washington for creating and selling “console-hacking software and devices used to play pirated Nintendo Switch games.” This is according to a victory lap-style press release published by Nintendo this afternoon that dedicates…
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Pablo Escobar’s Cocaine Hippos Are Filling Ecosystem Roles In Colombia That Have Been Vacant For Thousands Of Years
Generally speaking, scientists are not down with Pablo Escobar’s hippos.
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Pablo Escobar’s Horny Hippos Won’t Stop Shitting All Over Columbia
When the Colombian National Police killed cocaine kingpin and narcoterrorist Pablo Escobar in 1993, they seized his enormous estate, including his sculpture garden, car collection, small airports, and personal zoo. They shipped most of the zoo animals off to other zoos, but they left dude’s four hippos to fend for themselves.
