the onion
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11 Photos of Recent U.S. Presidents Sitting in Trucks and Their Thoughts on the Auto Industry
Do you like looking at pictures of old, powerful white men who are technically not allowed to drive by themselves anymore sitting behind the wheels of big, fancy trucks and cars? You’re in luck. On Tuesday, U.S. President Joe Biden got the chance to test drive Ford’s new electric truck, the F-150 Lightning, ahead of…
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Clickhole Congratulates You On Your Terms Of Service Speed-Reading
How many times have you clicked “Agree” to the thousands upon thousands of words in iTunes terms of service agreements after just a few seconds? Twenty times? Fifty? Man — that is some world class speed-reading.
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A Fantastic (Fake) Fitness Tracker Tells You What You’re Running From
The FuelBand is dead but who cares, really. Because who needs a fitness tracker that tells you how much you already ran? Now, thanks to The Onion, we have Nike’s new +Runlogic, which can tell you exactly what you’re running to escape.
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The Onion’s Useless App Pitch Is Perfect
The Onion’s TED talk parodies return with the reveal of a remarkable new app called PicSong that turns your countless photos into music — for anyone who might want to do that for some reason.