torches
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Flattened Torch Is Much Too Easy To Smuggle
Kikkerland must have joined a work release program with their local prison. Because what else would explain the inspiration behind this $US6 flattened LED torch that looks like it’s particularly easy to smuggle.
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Portal Inspired LED Torches Are Better Than Cake
Had I been subjected to the same nightmarish labyrinth featured in the Portal games, I would have preferred a more substantial reward than cake at the end anyway. Like these adorable light and sound keychains.
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Desired: Battle The Darkness With This Badass Pocket-Sized Torch
What the lights go out, don’t be screwed. You think that little discount store torch is good enough? Give it an hour until it flickers dead and leaves you blind. The Solarforce M6, though — that’s your pint-sized lifeline.
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Torch-MP3 Player Hybrid For Music-Loving Idiots In The Dark
I hate it when I’m investigating a spooky mystery, or walking around the woods at night, and don’t have any sweet tunes to go along with me. Actually, I don’t, because that scenario never exists, and this product is moronic.