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The Razer Kishi Is the Smartphone Gamepad I’ve Been Waiting For
Betrayal, frustration, regret. These are just a few of the emotions I felt when I bought my first gamepad for a smartphone, the Logitech Powershell, in 2015. The sales pitch sounded so sensible. You’re already carrying a tiny computer in your pocket all the time, snap that phone into a controller case and you’d have…
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I Can’t Believe You Fuckers Made Me Solve The Andrew Cuomo Nipple Mystery
It brings me no pleasure to announce that I have solved the mystery of Andrew Cuomo’s nipples.
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Hustled To Death
Warning: This is a work of fiction. It contains descriptions of self-harm.
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The Unforgetting Machine
Five weeks before Theresa Greenwood vanished, the 64-year-old retiree invited me into her home, let me scratch her cat’s chin, and asked me if I wanted to see into the past. The question was only a courtesy: I had flown 4,500 kilometres to try out the machine she built in her dining room. Sitting down…