planet of the apps
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Watching Apple’s New Shark Tank-Inspired TV Series Is Like Slowly Dying
Last night, Apple premiered its first attempt at an original TV show, Planet of the Apps, a Shark Tank meets American Idol unscripted series where app developers appeal to a panel of celebrity judges for outside funding. The first episode is currently available for free on Apple Music. It is also very bad.
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Apple’s Decision To Cast Jessica Alba In Its Reality Show Is An Outrage
Some things are sacred. Some things should only be touched by the meaty, all-knowing fingers of the men who know them best. Some things are just so pure and sacred and special that they’re worth getting all worked up over.