The Best And Worst From Google I/O So Far

The Best And Worst From Google I/O So Far

The first Google I/O keynote just wrapped up and Sundar Pichai & Co had lots to say. New smart home gadgets! New all-powerful AI bots! New VR goodies! Next-generation messaging apps! Dad jokes and hijinks! Whoa.

We synthesised the chaos into the 12 best and worst things from Google I/O today. Here’s a look at what Google has in store for your connected future.

Best: Google Home is the smart home hub I absolutely want to buy

We had a good idea that this little guy was coming thanks to a sprawling report by The New York Times yesterday, and the new gadget didn’t disappoint. Google Home is the first Google hardware that houses its new all-powerful AI bot, Google Assistant.

Home is very much reminiscent of Amazon Echo, which Google CEO Sundar Pichai even acknowledged during the keynote. But because it’s backed by Google’s powerful new Assistant, this odd, elegant table-top device has the potential to surpass the Echo. Home has speakers, a far-field microphone and can connect with all your disparate smart electronics like Nest and Chromecast. It also comes in customisable colours and can even create a sort-of AI mesh network by connecting other hubs throughout your home. Convenient? Yep. Creepy? Also yep.

Worst: It’s not available until the spring


Best: Android gets a lot of simple but great updates

Unlike in years past, Android proper (that is, for your smartphone) wasn’t the star of show, but that doesn’t mean it was all quiet on the mobile front. Instead of showing off big sweeping design changes — we already saw those in an earlier developer beta of Android N — Google introduced little additions that make the Android experience much better. The multitasking carousel gets a handy “clear all” button, and apps get picture-in-picture support.

Even Android Wear got some love!

Worst: Android N still doesn’t have a name

Dammit, Google! Just name it Nerds and get it over with. Google said that for the first time it’s opening up the name choice for the new version to fans, but it reserves the right to choose the final nomenclature. So no, it won’t be called Android Namey McNameface.

Of course, 4chan is already trying to game the system.

Best: Google’s finally getting serious about VR

One of the big things we wanted to see from Google this year was a more substantial commitment to VR. Thankfully, Google VR boss Clay Bavor provided more details on what lies beyond Cardboard. The big announcement was a new VR platform called Daydream.

Bavor promises that there will be Daydream-enabled devices of different shapes and sizes, but for now, it’s just a set of guidelines for creating next-gen VR on Android. Much like VR-ready specifications for desktop machines, Google will also have Daydream-ready smartphone specs, listing the specific sensors, display resolutions and chipsets necessary for the best Daydream experience. Luckily, most Android makers have said they will eagerly comply.

Worst: Its headset is just a drawing

Although Google’s plans are certainly interesting, there’s still no physical hardware. Google drew up a little reference design for a headset and controller that other people can make, but it would be nice if Google led by example here and built its own hardware. Right now, all we’ve got to go on is a video demo that doesn’t look drastically different from Gear VR. It will be a while before we can really strap Google’s VR vision to our faces.

Best: Google messaging gets a major upgrade

Google’s messaging apps, like Hangouts, are pretty damn good, but not great when compared to Facebook Messenger or even iMessage. Google’s hoping to change that with Allo and Duo. These apps, which will be available on both Android and iOS, are the first software repositories for Google’s new AI brain. They include chatbot powers and also sport machine learning that will pre-populate responses so you don’t even have to text.

The demos looked cool, but we’ll withhold impressions until we actually get the app in our hands.

Worst: People think it will be a great app for dick pics

Duo’s Knock Knock feature beams an incoming video call straight to your lockscreen before you can even answer. Neat, in theory. Terrible if the person on the other end of the line wants to show you their genitals. People on Twitter already seized on this possibility.

Create a technology, and someone will find a way to fill it up with dicks.

Best: Google declares war on needless apps

There are so many apps on our smartphones that only do one thing, like parking apps or apps for specific websites. Google’s new Instant Apps feature loads the sections of full apps that you need without ever having to download the standalone package itself. Combine this neat trick with the promise chatbots hold for doing away with most commerce apps, and needless smartphone bloat could soon be a thing of the past.

Worst: All these new product and platform names are kind of goofy

Allo. Is that a somewhat stereotypical reference to a British “hello?” Daydream. Sounds like the name of a tween One Direction cover band. All cool ideas — with less-than-cool names.

Best: This Good Guy Google shout out to Amazon for making Echo

How specifically non-Apple of you, Google.

Worst: Hanging up on your kids in front of millions of people


The Cheapest NBN 50 Plans

It’s the most popular NBN speed in Australia for a reason. Here are the cheapest plans available.

At Gizmodo, we independently select and write about stuff we love and think you'll like too. We have affiliate and advertising partnerships, which means we may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page. BTW – prices are accurate and items in stock at the time of posting.